News 004: Join Da Klub!

News 004: Join Da Klub!

The Grim Fantasy Stitchery  ·  News 0004

Live Big, Lift Big — Join the Orksized Lifting Klub!

A lot has been added since the last dispatch. Leading the charge this issue is the Orksized Lifting Klub — the shop's first back print and a parody so committed it could pass for a real supplement brand right up until you turn it around. Alongside it: the Kriegshammer, six new Faces of WAAARGH, new creatures from the Creature Feature line, and considerably more. What you see here is the tip of the iceberg — browse the New Arrivals collection to see the rest.

Orksized Lifting Klub - Front

Front

Orksized Lifting Klub - Back

The Reveal

Orksized Lifting Klub

Orks · Classic — the first design in the shop with a back print

Looks corporate until you turn around. A parody of the wellness-and-lifting aesthetic — clean logo on the front, full Ork chaos on the back. WE LIFT BIG. WE EAT BIG. WE GET ORKSIZED. The first design in the shop to carry a back print, and it could not be a more fitting debut.

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Seen the commercial? Watch it on Instagram or TikTok.

Kriegshammer
Kriegshammer Black Crucible · Classic

The Kriegshammer arrives. Heavy industry meets dark gothic heraldry — a signature emblem for those who know that the best hammer is always the biggest one. The flagship addition of this round.

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Faces of WAAARGH - Warlord Tribe
Faces of WAAARGH - Warlord Tribe Orks · Classic

One face from the WAAARGH. This one belongs to the Warlord Tribe — brutal, dominant, and absolutely certain it's in charge. Six tribes are now in the series; browse the collection to find your tribe.

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Unbelievable Horseshit!
Unbelievable Horseshit! Classic

Direct. Unambiguous. Applicable to approximately 80% of daily situations. A classic in the making.

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The Eyes Have It
The Eyes Have It Premium Garment-Dyed

They're watching. All of them. From everywhere. The garment-dyed cut makes the colours settle into something properly unsettling.

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Vampire Hunter - Blood Moon
Vampire Hunter - Blood Moon Rogue's Gallery · Premium Oversized Faded

The hunt doesn't stop when the moon rises. If anything, it gets more interesting. The Blood Moon variant of the Vampire Hunter line, on the Oversized Faded cut.

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Each design is available across four shirt styles — Classic, Staple, Premium Garment-Dyed, and Premium Oversized Faded.

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No new prints this issue — these remain the freshest from the collection.

Humie Killer
Humie Killer Art Print · A1

Ork art at its most direct. A clear statement of intent in A1 matte.

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Heart of the Old Forest
Heart of the Old Forest Art Print · A1

The forest remembers. Equally suited to walls as to chests.

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The Baba Yaga
The Baba Yaga Art Print · A1

She's watching. She's always watching. Slavic folklore's most formidable grandmother in full A1 detail.

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Gathering of Dark Ones
Gathering of Dark Ones Art Print · A1

When they gather, the air changes. A dark fantasy ensemble piece that works as well on a wall as it does as a conversation starter.

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The Black Root
The Black Root Art Print · A1

It grows where it shouldn't. Same dread, larger format.

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Kriegshammer
Kriegshammer Bubble-free Sticker

The Kriegshammer emblem in sticker form. For those who need to make their mark — and mean it.

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Sorcery Battle Broken Text - Yellow
Sorcery Battle Broken Text - Yellow Bubble-free Sticker

Arcane energy rendered in yellow. A charged sticker for anyone who's tired of ordinary typography.

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Nine Dragons
Nine Dragons Bubble-free Sticker

Nine dragons. Enough said. For your water bottle, your grimoire, or your spaceship.

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Creature Feature - Night Blight
Creature Feature - Night Blight Bubble-free Sticker

The Night Blight. From the Creature Feature series — small format, large menace.

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Creature Feature - Bubblegut Blixt
Creature Feature - Bubblegut Blixt Bubble-free Sticker

Whatever a Bubblegut Blixt is, it does not look friendly. Creature Feature continues to expand.

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Lich Tailor Sino Tribe High Class Courtesan - No Smile No Service

Lich Tailor, Resident Fashion Expert

Sino Tribe High Class Courtesan - No Smile No Service

Shōnen Black · Classic

"I have not smiled since 1423 and I consider it one of my better decisions. Geometric precision. Zero emotional labour. This design understands."

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Not the latest — but my personal design favourites.

Shōnen Black
Shōnen Black Shōnen Black · Premium Oversized Faded

Anime grit meets shadowed heroism on the Oversized Faded cut. Gets better with every wash — one of those designs that earns its place in the rotation.

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North Star Collection - Raoh & Kenjiro Eternal Rivalry
North Star Collection - Raoh & Kenjiro Eternal Rivalry North Star · Premium Oversized Faded

The eternal rivalry rendered in full. Post-apocalyptic legend on heavyweight faded cotton — one of the strongest pieces in the North Star line.

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Necromancer King - Arise
Necromancer King - Arise Black Crucible · Premium Oversized Faded

Commanding presence, dramatic lighting, an army answering the call. The OVF cut gives this one extra weight — quite literally.

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Orkuza - Oyabun-Kan
Orkuza - Oyabun-Kan Orks · Premium Oversized Faded

The Oyabun of the Orkuza. Crime syndicates should look this good. A personal favourite for the sheer audacity of the concept.

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Biggus Orkus - The Big One
Biggus Orkus - The Big One Black Crucible · Premium Oversized Faded

The Big One, on the biggest cut. Industrial gothic, grimdark, and just slightly ridiculous in the best way. A crowd favourite from day one.

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OG Ork Mob (Text Version)
OG Ork Mob (Text Version) Orks · Premium Oversized Faded

The original, on the Oversized Faded cut. The one that started the Ork line. Text version — because sometimes you want the mob and the label.

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Faces of WAAARGH - Mekka Tribe
Faces of WAAARGH - Mekka Tribe Orks · Premium Oversized Faded

Of all the WAAARGH faces, this is the one I keep coming back to. Something very right about the engineering-gone-wrong energy. The Mekka Tribe knows what it's doing — sort of.

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Browse the full Stitcher's Choice collection →

New Arrivals

Every new design lands in the New Arrivals collection as a Classic T-shirt first. The quickest way to see everything that's been added recently — all in one place.

Stitcher's Choice

Not sure where to start? The Stitcher's Choice collection holds the personal favourites — the designs the maker would actually recommend first.

For the Tiny Questers

Don't forget the little adventurers. The Tiny Questers collection has soft, colourful, family-friendly designs for the smallest members of the party — same fantasy spirit, first-level ready.

Not sure which shirt to pick?

Lich Tailor

Lich Tailor says

"The wrong weight of cloth is a haunting that never leaves you. Choose carefully. I did not, and I have been wearing the same ensemble since the fourteenth century."

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Need something specific?

The catalogue is still growing. If you want a design on a different shirt style, hoodie, or something else entirely — just reach out. That's genuinely how the range gets shaped.

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